"like bacteria on a plate"

The  words making up this post's title (from my Rawlins friend Hillary) adeptly describe the urban sprawl of Vegas/Henderson.  The only difference between a growth of bacteria and the mindless sprawl of Henderson is that you can describe bacterial growth as a "culture". 


Here is the complete list of street names in the gated community next to mine:

Dow Jones St.
Commodity Way
Day Trade St.
Investment Way
Capital Gains Dr.
Large Cap Dr.
Stock Option St.

Now you have the evidence:  this town was built by crazy people.